Hell’s Campfire
when you urinate on a fire to put it out, but you don’t know that urine is highly flammable and the fire travels up your stream and you get 3rd degree burns on your p-n-s.
camper 1: “alright once we put out this fire and then we can leave.”
camper 2: “we don’t have any water”
camper 1: “i’ll just p-ss on it.”
camper 2: “no don’t! you’ll get a h-ll’s campfire!”
camper 1: “yeah you’re right lets just go.”
(smoky the bear rapes both campers to death. puts out fire)
smoky the bear: “only you can prevent wildfires!”
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