hellular phone
a phone that
-never stops ringing
-drops calls constantly
-is outdated
-is flooded with calls from ur gf/bf, ex, or mom, or (if ur in trouble) the cops
who just called u 8 times?….uh…it was my mom she finally just sent a txt that said we’re having macaroni for dinner and she said dont talk 2 strangers
i have i h-llular phone!!!
a really sh-tty phone.
i just bought a f-cking h-llular phone
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