Helping-Hands Job
a s-xual maneuver where a male sits on his knees. his partner sits behind him so that their chest touches his back. the partner then reaches underneath the male’s armpits and extends their arms outward. the male will then fold his arms over his partner’s and hides his hands behind his back. the partner then gives the male a hand-job is such a fashion that an observer may believe the male is using his own hands. the concept is likely born from the game called “helping hands” on the popular television show “who’s line is it anyway”.
my girlfriend gave me a helping-hands job while i looked in the mirror so it looked like i was masturbating without having to put forth the effort.
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