helvetesturm
a. a dual wielded word consisting of “helvete” the norwegian word for “h-ll” and “sturm” the german word for “storm.” translated as h-llstorm.
b. a most kvlt bad-ss black metal warrior who wears corpse paint and f-cks all dead virgin corpses because, dead girls don’t say no…you wish you were him.
dude 1: “did you see that guy last night at the show? it looked like he stole part of the soul of the fat dude in the crowd.
dude 2: “i know, he scared the sh-t out of me too. he was a total helvetesturm.”
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