hemiastrist
an internet reviewer who, no matter how many stars or other units are available for a rating, will always give a fractional score to the reviewed item.
opposite of a hyperastrist.
“67.5 out of 100? this guy is the worst hemiastrist i’ve ever seen!”
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to describe a situation that is so cool that you want something like it for yourself how long have those two been going out? it’s so hemmandy
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when blood is present in your -j-c-l-t-. i banged this girl so hard last night i hemorrhagismed all over her face.
- Hempire Rolling Papers
rolling papers made from pure hemp. they are slow burning, healthy, burns slow and runs for 2 bucks in your local smoke/head shop. i rolled some dank -ss bubba kush with hempire rolling papers; the j got me chiefed for like 3 hours fool… that sh-t crayyy
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guy who lives happily in a cool city but is forced to move to a hick city for work commitments. d-mn brian is such a hemanator. i mean sydney to brisbane
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