hemorrhoid tourniquet
hemorrhoid tourniquet: trying on thong underwear and getting your hemorrhoids caught in the floss when you pull them off.
during some man-talk over beers, one of the guys explained how he tried on his girlfriend’s thong during a hemorrhoid flare-up and it got really squeezed as he took them off. his beer buddy didn’t miss a beat as he explained “no pain, no gain” and confirmed that hemorrhoid tourniquets like that were coming into vogue at old man frat parties.
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