Hemp Mat


a mat used in yoga that is literally made from a hemp plant.
usually thrown down in a room belonging to a frequent stoner.
stoner 1: dude, what’s on your bedroom floor? it feels nice..
stoner 2: yea man, just a hemp mat i picked up from the hippie store across the street. real nice..

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