hempeling


1.) the act of lingering behind people as the walk.

2.) message girls randomly saying hey!! (:

3.) being in the backround of a picture pretending to be texting, but no ever texts u.

4.) always asking to hang out.
hempel: hey!! (:
girl: umm hi?

or dude look at that kid hempeling behind us

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