Hempfling
a “hempfling” is a man who is confused about what type of women he prefers and basically calls you incompatible because he has already tested out the goods and labeled you a 5+ instead of the 10+ which you deserve, what a jerk!
girl you messing with that hempfling!
she stupid, she got her a hempfling!
a man walks up to a woman and tries to introduce hisself to her, and her friend which is standing nearby yells, “girl, walk away from that hempfling”!
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