hemployment
a paid job that you can do while stoned.
i enjoyed a brief summer of hemployment breaking down cardboard boxes for a medical supply company.
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(noun): the wrapping around of a mathematical function under transformation into a higher nth-dimensional sp-ce where n > 2 and n ∈ ℤ+. this twisting occurs typically when a 2d function is integrated by rotating about the x-axis in order to find the volume of the 3rd-dimensional shape. ortholysis is used to describe this behaviour […]
- pinkfong
an animated legitimate detailed animal b-tt hole i was watching a cartoon and the pig had a pinkfong.
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a run down school that looks like alcatraz from mob of the dead on black ops 2, located between coloma, a girls school full of ogres, and oasis, a school full of sh-tty roadmen that think they can ‘take mans girl’ when ‘mans girl’ has already been washed up from other schools and is waiting […]
- hand in pocket
(noun.) the act of fisting an -n-s for s-xually gratification for either the fister and/or the fistee. adam was home and had nothing to do. his parents came into his room and found he had his hand in pocket.
- frickin' chicken
just, f-ck everyone. usually screamed at new years or parties. always loud. finally, the clock struck midnight, ringing in the new year. elizabeth: i’m a frickin’ chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!