Hendoo
noun 1. a piece of peculiarly oleaginous canine excrement of an adhesive disposition that is trodden on whilst unwittingly walking in the public places that is not noticed until it is transferred to the cuffs of your trousers and then enmeshes itself in the tread of your shoe such that after the offending event itself you have an awful realisation that a foul stench accompanies you wherever you go and is removed, with great difficulty, by a stick aided by jets of water under great pressure which, of course, causes all of your trousers to become inundated.
2. any similarly unpleasant event akin to getting dog sh-t on your shoe.
3. any really stupid person who thinks they are a great entrepreneur who has dangerous economic fantasies who causes bankers and other lenders to willing suspend their disbelief leading to the loss of a sh-t load of other people’s money.
i got caught by a hendoo today. sh-t!
noting the common connection – sh-t, a general purpose word for use whenever you see a loser coming onto the horizon.
a hero, known by all and known to be high almost all the time
man, that guy’s such a hendoo!
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