henley girl


a teenaged girl who;
wears her hair in a messy bun
wears a denim skirt with tights/footless tights and pumps
wears a personalised hoodie
talks like a sn-b
shops in the oracle, reading
thinks she is a sloane.

henley is a part of reading, uk, which these girls orignated from.
their parents are rich tw-ts.
they often – but not always – go to a public school, play lacrosse etc.
bridgette: h-llo zara, lets go over to fc-k in the oracle and get us some t-shirts!

zara: oh no bridgette, i was thinking about going over to broad street mall and getting some of those personilsed hoodies – like the ones bethany and chloe have!

bridgette: safe!

zara: i love being a henley girl!

(all this is said in an increadbly posh and pretencious voice – even the term ‘safe’)

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