Henning
when a group of women stand or sit in a circle and a.) gossip about other women b.) talk about nonsensical and/or useless information like bravo, shopping, celebrities or candy crush c.) b-tch about their husbands/fiancees/boyfriends who are making fun of them for their henning practices.
“look at our wives over there, henning it up.”
a given name mostly used in germany and scandinavia. if your name is henning, you’re probably extremly hot and incredibly good in bed.
have you ever had a henning before? no? you’re missing out…
when playing hacky-sack, three people in a row kick the hack once and p-ss with that very kick.
if only one person does so it is a brent.
if two people in a row brent, it is a douglas.
oh sh-t son we henninged!
to sit on the toilet with clothes on prior to releasing your bowls. the point of this act is to heat the toilet seat up, like a hen sits on eggs to warm them.
1: dude you can’t sh-t with your pants on.
2: dude, shut the f-ck up, i’m henning.
1: ahhh f-ck, the seat’s cold!
when you take a sh-t but dont have time to wipe, leaving you with an itchy -ss crack, and upon future wipage, it transforms into a bl–dy henning.
d-mn it man, i didn’t have time to wipe this morning, i bet by 5 i’ll have the worst henning.
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