Henrik Lundqvist
the greatest goaltender in the history of the nhl. makes amazing saves look simple and in a shootout is next to unbeatable. any woman would be lucky to have his babies.
henrik lundqvist single handedly wins hockey games for the rangers.
goalie for the new york rangers. one of the more overrated goaltenders in the nhl. extremely inconsistent and is currently not in the top 10 in goals against average and is currently #27 in save percentage. lundqvist has been under close watch of the nhlpa (national hockey league player’s -ssociation) because of his large goalie pads. his pads also helped provoked the gm’s to start talks about making goalie’s pads smaller. because he plays for a new york team, every great save he makes is blown up and everyone thinks he is godly. he is truly overrated. he is by no means a bad goaltender (actaully quite good), just really really overrated.
“i hear brodeur is starting in the all-star game. what a surprise..is henrik lundqvist?”-kelly
“f-ck no. do you think blowing a 5-0 lead will get you into an all-star game?”-me
“ha! no. what a dumb f-ck”-kelly
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