her dryness
a self ent-tled decaying and dehydrated c-nt who believes her ex-husband owes her everything.
after running her credit, the car sales man informed her dryness that the lexus was out of the question. “but i get a huge amount of alimony, and besides, i deserve this”, mary explained. the sales man then added that the dead skunk odor wafting up between her legs probably had something to do with her being single and would also make any transaction impossible.
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