Herbert The Cow
born on april 19, 2008 in san diego california. herbert the cow is a traveling chick-fila cow that spends all his time with his best friends jessica and chris. herbert is slowly becoming an internet hit on his facebook page. herber has magical teleportation skills and has been known to teleport from cars to dressers.
trips:
herbert has gone on many advantures, pictures from which can be found on his facebook page. adventures include,
many trips to the beach( being from southern california of course)
knots berry farm
and indiana ( learning it is very cold there he has discovered why a california cow is a happy cow)
omg did you hear? herbert the cow is coming to visit!
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