hercules

a man who can pleasure his woman multiple times a night; a man with a great stamina; a real alpha man
wow, that was amazing, honey. you are my hercules, hercules, hercules!
roman name for the greek god heracles. the word hero is derived from hercules, even though all hercules seemed to do was kill people who p-ssed him off.

some people think hercules was a great lover of women, but he was bi, and had more male lovers than he had women. that’s why other gods like thor were afraid to be around him.
sam elliot to mel gibson in “we were soldiers”: hercules was a p-ssy, sir. oh wait a minute… that was custer…
the nicest town in west contra costa. however, lately has become over run with ghetto children attending the local high school. has a very, very large population of phillipinos. also known as herc town. there’s nothing really to do in hercules, unless you enjoy lucky’s and one mcdonalds.
hercules police got nothing to do but yell at skateboarders
besides putting the “glad” in “gladiator”, he is a guy who carries you across the street, up three flights of stairs, pretends to be less drunk than you, bangs you into the wall, but still prevents you from falling off the top bunk over and over and over again. he also is awesome even when he is so p-sseded.
philip gastineau is hercules
used in place of mr. satan in the dragonball universe for censorship purposes. he became the world martial arts champion while the z fighters were off doing other things. he is partially responsible for the defeat of cell and majin buu, but instead of being modest he takes full credit for their defeat. he is the (overprotective) father of videl.

along with the supreme kai, pan, fortuneteller baba, and uub, mr. satan is one of the only characters out of the main cast who is never killed during the course of dragon ball z and dragon ball gt.

although weak compared to the majority of the cast, mr. satan is a skilled martial artist, and his strength exceeds that of most humans.
akira toriyama revealed in the super exciting guide interview that hercule first name is mark (マーク, maaku), a rough anagram of ak-ma, which means “devil” or “demon” in j-panese, keeping in line with his family’s naming scheme.

# family
videl’s mother (ex-wife)
# videl (daughter)
# gohan (son-in-law)
# pan (granddaughter)
# goku jr. (great-great-grandson)
a man who can pleasure his woman multiple times a night; a man with a great stamina; a real alpha man
wow, that was amazing, honey. you are my hercules, hercules, hercules!
the cutest and most manliest and most muscular dog in the world. a direct descendent of the gods, hence the name. likes to run into walls and chase after anything that moves. pees on sidewalks because he is too cool to pee like everyone else.
woah, look how awesome that dog is, he must be hercules!