herder

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a person who shames people in an attempt to get them to conform to the behavior of a group. typically used by socialist/collectivists to browbeat others to conform to their group thought.
that liberal is such a herder. i was at my friend’s party and this herder was in my face.
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a cop who is totally insane and h-ll-bent on arresting teens for drinking and breaking up parties, most likely because of a lack of exposure to v-g-n- and real police work. if there was a party nearby, herder’s will often hide in bushes awaiting their prey, then ambush any teen with a backpack or open beer, yelling some nonsense police code or “oh sh-t! its the cops!”.
guy 1: what happened to you guy’s last night?
guy 2: f-ckin cops busted the party so we were gonna take the trail but i guess herder was campin out waiting for us so we got a fine and matt got taken to the tank.
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a guy who only dates and hooks up with fat and unattractive girls. he heards fat girls like cattle.
daddy: aaaaaaaaaaaye lavonte! you hook up with that one fine b-tch last night?

lavonte: are you kidding?!?! she had bomb t-ts and -ss, her face was nice, and she had a great body. h-ll no. i only like fat b-tches. if you see a fat cow around let me know.

daddy: ooo..your a herder? well i guess fat girls need love too.
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1) a job that requires one to be experienced in the art of herding

2) a sick complete artist. he draws tight stuff such as comics and some like deep weird paintings that like no one can get cuz hes a genius. he also is a pretty sick guitarist, he jams a lot, often for very long periods of time. a herder is influenced by all styles of music but most notably jam bands. naturally a herder is always looking for a deep personal experience brought on by hallucinogens. yet a herder still takes the time to get f-cked up. when high or drunk, or crunk, the herder often philosophizes about foreign policy, war on drugs, and other socio-political stuff. what a herder has in personality, the herder lacks in looks. the herder often has very large hair similar to a white man afro. the herder is often mistaken for kenny g or marge simpson. makes frequent trips to jack in the box, but is now a vegetarian

3) a tight guy to be around, even though i never get any ladies with him cuz he looks like either kenny g or marge simpson. somehow, the ladies like that look and they blow him often
1) woaaaaa, look at that herder. that man sure can control a sheep!

2) homey numero uno: hey dude, i’ll be straight up with you, i’m kinda baked. but we should like totally have a sick little jam sesh, or maybe a little paint sesh, maybe a little bike ride to the jack to get some dank food. but lets def philosiphize.
homey #2: that sounds pretty sick, herder.

3) hot blonde with tig ole bitties: woa is that kenny g, wait no it kinda looks like marge simpson.
me: naw its a herder, hes a tight guy
hot blonde with the t-tties: i am having this strange urge to blow him.
herder: aw yeah b-tch, suck my 10 inch fatty d. maybe we can jam later?
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a guy who flirts with alot girls and leads them on
i talk to so many women im like the herder up in the mountains.