Here I sit
a rhyming poem about someones activities in the bathroom, usually written on the wall inside a stall.
here i sit all broken hearted came to sh-t but only farted. on the seat i wait and wait, i guess its time to m-st-rb-t-. now i’ve c-m and now i’ll go see you tomorrow f-cking bowl.
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