Hereford Special
the hereford special is the s-xual act of forcing a sizeable amount of uncooked ground beef into a woman’s v-g-n-, engaging in v-g-n-l intercourse, and then striking her stomach with your fist, foot, or head, causing the aforementioned beef to jettison out of the v-g-n-l cavity. (this particular act is best performed on a woman who is lactating.)
-vegetarians may use tofu or any other acceptable meat subst-tute.
also referred to as the “meat skeet.”
“who wants to ride the hereford special ?”
guy 1: “dude, i just gave this chick the hereford special!”
guy 2: “don’t talk to me ever again.”
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