Here’s Johnny
1: your w-ng/-j-c-l-t–n, named after jack nicholson’s junk in the shining.
2: when introducing a friend called johnny
1:
jack: linda i want to bone.
linda: no i’m to tired.
jack: all sleep and no play makes jack have hairy palms.
linda: zzzzzz (snore).
jack: (whilst jerking himself to climax) here’s johnny oooooooohhhhh yeah.
linda: what was that, aah i cant see.
jack: zzzzzzzz (snore)
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