Hermitical Haiku


words or sentences offered as prose, but often appearing as insightful poetry, by which very little effort is given to the expression of feelings and ideas, but often providing, provoking or showing creative or spiritual inspiration.
ponder this, my hermitical haiku:
“that’s right, your latte is ready
love is like a fart, if you have to force it it’s probably sh-t
i can’t keep them off me
ordering coffee black
lives matter”

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