Hero Squad
fict-tious branch of the army, of which men who still live with their mother are able to be a part of. before accepted into this branch of the army you must first be awarded your stuffed seal for marksmanship and stuffed gorilla for sand-racing.
buster: i’m not a coward, would a coward have this!
lucille: whats that?
buster: they’re awards mother… this one is for marksmanship, and this one, sand-racing… and tomorrow they’re putting me in something called: “hero squad!”
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