Herodes
(noun) – the greek g-d of being wrong. actually the latin and greek spelling of the name herod a common name before herod the great, herodes magnamus, tried to kill baby jesus. he kinda screwed up the future of that name.
“i prayed to the greek god herodes yesterday and nothing happened because he doesn’t f—ing exist.”
“my dad told me i wasn’t going to amount to anything in life, so i prayed to herodes to make him be wrong it didn’t work.”
“remember when herodes tried to kill jesus?” “yeah, that was a d-ck move.”
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