herondale
the family of hotties and good-looking shadowhunters from c-ssandra clare’s fictions the mortal instruments and the infernal devices
behind their looks, they are afraid of “blood-thirsty” ducks
known herondales :
jace herondale (a.k.a.-wayland) — the hottest of them all
will herondale — the perfect man
“remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?” — will herondale
“they ate it too,” will reminisced. “bloodthirsty little beasts. never trust a duck.
have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?’ jace said, “unfortunately, lady of the haven, my one true love remains myself.” …”at least,” she said, “you don’t have to worry about rejection, jace wayland.” “not necessarily. i turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.
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