herpaphobia
a fear of herpes.
steve: man, i hate being a virgen…
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that b-tch is a f-ck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my kn-b yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i’ll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call
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