herpegonnosyphiltitis
the most dreaded std of all time…a combination of all possible diseases. can only be contracted from the dirtiest wh-r-s in the world. often used figuratively to emphasize the dirtiness of a person.
art: “i hooked up with lisa last night. it was awesome!”
dave: “oh yeah, that’s what sam, johnny, pete, ted, nick d…”
art: “wait…all those guys were up in that?”
dave: “yeah, and also kevin, matt, will…sh-t i could go on forever.”
art: “so your telling me every guy in your frat has nailed this girl?”
dave: “no, no, no, not at all. only about 80% of my frat, i’d say. and pretty much all of sae, sigma chi, sigma nu, pike, alpha beta…but she’s hot, man. good job.”
art: “is she clean?”
dave: “no, she’s got herpegonnosyphilt-tis. you wrapped it up, right?”
art: “so that’s why my d-ck turned green and purple and rotted off this morning.”
dave: “yeah, that explains it.”
it’s supposed to be gonoherpesifilaids, tool.
that gutter-sl-t gave me gonoherpesifilaids.
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