herpes
herpes, herpes, you make me so sore…i shouldn’t have f-cked that tijuana wh-r-…now my d-ck runs like an old sink…and whatever that juice is, it sure as h-ll stinks…i’ve got the gift that keeps on giving…without my d-ck, is life worth living? i’m going to drown my sorrows in tequila…then maybe i’ll call my ex-wife sheila
something all the cool kids in high school have
man, i must not be cool. i don’t have herpes
an std which people are incredibly ignorant about.
1 in 5 american adults have genital herpes, and 80% of those are not even aware of it. this means that you don’t have to be a sl-t to have herpes! everyone is at risk, and all it takes is one enounter to get it. you can even get it if you use a condom, because it is spread from skin-to-skin contact as opposed to through body fluids.
cold sores (which is oral herpes) + oral s-x = potential genital herpes. 80% of people have oral herpes. you do the math.
it is a very mild disease, just a minor skin condition. i can’t blame anyone for wanting to protect themselves from it, but it is blown waaay out of proportion in society. it’s not aids or cancer, for f-ck’s sake.
although there is no cure for herpes, infected people can have a hard time with it because of the unfair stigma that is attached to herpes in our society.
herpes is no fun, but it’s not the end of the world either
1. the gift that keeps on giving
2. cold sores on your cajones or lady parts
3. one of many reasons to wear condoms
4. one of the reasons you never want to hear your partner yell “o g-d it burns kill me kill me now” when they urinate
o holy cr-p i do hope my urine is green from the saint pats day beer and not herpes
a s-xually transmitted disease contracted by those whose s-xual arousal has taken over their nerve cells, therefore forgetting to use a condom. and since nowadays according to close-minded non-intellectuals, (which make up about 63% of the population) being a virgin makes you a “loser”, we have people with herpes lying around all over the place. just remember everyone: no glove, no love.
person 1: i have genital herpes!
person 2: … congratulations.
g-ds reminder that you f-cked up
man #1:”i was f-cking jess from the party and…
man #2:”man, she has herpes.”
man #1:”what?”
man #2:”yeah, you f-cked up”
virus that affects either the genitilla or the mouth. usually visible in the mouth by red sores on the gums or lips. with the lips it is simplex 1, if it affects the genitillia as well it is simplex 2. on a v-g-n- it looks like red sores and on a p-n-s its red sores pretty well everywhere.
fun fun fun, herpes simplex 1
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