Herpes Juice
often produced as a side product during the creation of c-ckcheese, herpes juice is the result of a man with std sores on his d-ck masturbating without a finish for five or more consecutive hours. during this time, the friction and pressure exerted from his hand will cause the sores to swell and eventually burst, causing a mix of blood and the essence of the infection to ooze out and fall to the floor. while this often mixes into c-m from a c-ckcheese process or the eventual result from the coexisting masturbation (often mixing with the s-m-n and creating a pink-ish colored solution that smells similar to the experience of snorting melted chicken sh-t), many will collect this in a jar or other sort of container. often, both the initial red blood from the sores bursting and the blood diluted yellow from a microscopic ecosystem of bacteria and viruses will be dumped into a pot together and mixed. during the churning process; corn syrup, salt, and red food coloring are added to thicken it and cover up the tint of yellow in its color. the end result is herpes juice, a product with a taste that makes you feel like a rape victim who had their mouth molested by a horse’s c-ck dipped in soggy mud. afterwards, it is packaged into a plastic container and ready to be sold in stores as heinz ketchup.
next time you’re in a grocery store, you’ll cringe while you’re p-ssing through the condiments section and thinking of the herpes juice m-ss produced and organized side-by-side on the shelves.
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