herpetitus


when u drink so much that u get a swollen belly, jaundice, cirrosis, yellow eyes and it occurs within 24 hours of drinking a 6 pac k of iron city beer or low price vodka…
can only be caught on smithfield street in pittsburg, pa
d-mn i caught herpet-tus with whembley last night….

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