Hershel


a female b-n-r.
he was the hottest, the s-xiest guy i had ever seen with the cutest most mischievous smile. i couldn’t give it up after our first date. so when he dropped me off, at the end of the evening, i had the biggest hershel.
a mean, liguine, little b-st-rd that makes allot of money, but never gives it to anyone.
gets divorced, then doesnt give his other kids money!
a bad case of diarrea. (smelly!)
has allot of kids.
“that hershel is a hershel, i hate that lying piece of cr-p! wouldnt give my kids school clothes money!”
a mean, liguine, little b-st-rd that makes allot of money, but never gives it to anyone.
gets divorced, then doesnt give his other kids money!
a bad case of diarrea. (smelly!)
has allot of kids.
“that hershel is a hershel, i hate that lying piece of cr-p! wouldnt give my kids school clothes money!”
a big obese person who smells like cr-p and plays star craft all day.a hersel also has a fascinating intrest in drugs.they have a resemblance of a t-rd,bird and peter griffin.they also love to listen to rap and hip hop and wish they were born in the hood.
this hershel definition is not a joke its a fact
hershel is another word used to describe fecal matter (p–p). hershel is only used for the worst kinds of p–ps, like the one’s that causes your stomach to have cramps.
guy 1: are you ready to go?
guy 2: first i gotta take a mean hershel!

example 1: dude i got food poisoning the other night and now i can’t stop hersheling.

example 2: your a piece of hershel you son of a b-tch.

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