hershey

the great american chocolate bar
hershey makes the best chocolate
– the sweetest place on earth
– best chocolate on earth
– brilliant american entrepreneur
i went to hershey park and it was awesome. cadbury chocolate tastes unfullfilling and doesn’t have a cool theme park like hershey.
a brown dog
i’m playing with my hershey!
the g-d above g-d. only known proof of his existence lies in the product whose name can’t be pr-nounced. the closest human guess is the word “chocolate.” has created the most profound religion on the earth, the religion of hershey. religion’s main philosophy is to eat the fruit provided to us by the generous hershey, who sits on his throne behind the gates of his paradise, the park of hershey. in this miraculous place, where rivers flow with chocolate goodness and rains kisses, people are forever happy and satisfied. only by faith in hershey and proclaiming your loyalty by consuming the gifts provided to us by him can one be allowed through the gates of his sweet heaven. naysayers may belittle this religion. but think about the last time you bit into the richness of a milk chocolate almond bar. this heavenly satisfaction can only be divine creation. the existence of hershey cannot be denied!!! we must all worship his truths, and adhere to his teachings:
1.though shall always eat chocolate
2.though shall not waste chocolate
3.though shall not do harm to chocolate
4.though shall not use the lord hershey’s name in vein
5.though shall not covet someone else’s chocolate
6.though shall only accept the existence of one g-d and one god only, hershey, and all other would-be g-ds are the creations of the devil himself, w-lly wonka.
7.though shall not eat w-lly wonka brand chocolate
8.all those who deny him shall be smitten into a terrible existence: living life in new jersey.
i abandoned the dumb christian g-d for the almighty and most powerfully delicious g-d, hershey.

hershey be with you, and also with you

our hershey, who art in the park of hershey, chocolatey be thy name. thy park come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in pennsylvania. give us this day our daily chocolate, and forgive us our healthiness as we forgive those who eat healthy against us. and lead us not into healthy eating, but deliver us from brussel sprouts. amen.
another word for marijuana, specifically that of the chocolate variety
yo man that was some dank–ss hershey, let’s chuff some more
daragatory name for black people
if you dont know now you know hershey
chocolate which is not at all to the british taste, if the hershey bar that i had today is anything to go by. honestly, my us friends, forget that muck and try cadbury’s or galaxy!
now i know why they call it the hershey highway!

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