Hershey Laser
diarrhea consisting only of pure fecal liquid with no solid feces contained within it. when expelled from the colon, the contraction of the -n-l sphincter will focus the diarrhea into an extremely narrow stream. the resulting laser beam can be focused in a specific direction with a distance proportional to the aperture of the sphincter. the color of the beam will vary depending on its source, from a neon yellow to a burnt orange.
sally misfired her hershey laser in my bathroom last night. now there’s a hole in my toilet seat and a line of diarrhea running halfway up the wall!
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