Hershey Schmear
a hershey schmear is the result of wiping your -ss too early. in other words, instead of cleaning your -ss, you actually “schmear” a piece of sh-t still dangling from your -sshole all over your -ss resulting in a gooey mess. this, quite frequently, takes a half-roll of toilet paper to clean-up. hershey schmear.
i would have been out of the bathroomsooner but i had a “hershey schmear” and ran out of toilet paper.
i made a “hershey schmear” and wiped sh-t halfway up my back
oh, i gave myself a hershey schmear just yesterday. it made me late for work.
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