Hertz Donut
several sharp, quick punches to a persons upper arm. meant to sound like hurts, don’t it?
that hertz donut numbed my muscle.
a common school prank, used as the subject of a mostly nonsensical joke in cory mcabee’s film ‘the american astronaut’.
“when he asked the boy if he would like a hertz donut, the boy said ‘not if you’re gonna stab me in the eye with a pencil’. ‘i wouldn’t even touch ya’, said mr stevenson.
“so when the boy agreed, he presented him with a photograph of the young man’s fiancée at a bachelor party, on some guy’s table, f-ckin’ herself with a beer bottle.
“as tears filled the young man’s eyes, mr stevenson was heard to say ‘hertz donut'”
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