Heru


heru is a god in egyptian mythology. a protector, loyal, fierce and good.
heru sought revenge on set for the death of osiris.
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an awkward, hybrid response meaning “h-llo/how are you?” given to a fellow colleague when caught off guard before a mutual interaction. most commonly occurs during the early morning hours when rounding a blind turn in an office building.
“heru, i guess i’ll see you in the conference room”
“heru, i guess i’ll be leaving now”
“heru, sweet, sweet, sweater dudddeee…”
something you say as a greeting when you don’t really have anything else to say and you don’t want to say the overused, typical “h-llo” or “hi” or “hey”
“why h?eru there!”

“…what?”
a sallow knight in tarnished armor; not quite a hero
she looked for a champion, but only a heru came to her rescue.
the act of not going to college
heru craig will not go to college
heru is not so much word as it is a person with no talent…this heru i speak of plays dark ages way too much and needs to learn that the real game of choice by anyoned named heru will be everquest 2
heru craig needs to play everquest2 onm a daily basis
that ten year old kid that follows you and your friends around, no matter how much you tell him to go away and die.

see also: f-g and herpes.
i see you’ve been making out with your sister again, heru.

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