hesher


reebock-wearing, mulleted person in acid-washed jeans and a judas priest t-shirt who, at the age of 28, still lives in his/her parents’ bas-m-nt and swears that he/she can really rock out on his/her ibanez stratocaster copy guitar and probably owns a nova that hasn’t run in 5 years but you just wait, that f-cker is gonna smoke those f-ckin j-panese rice burners once i put a new head gasket on it.
when are those h-sh-rs going to realize that it’s not 1989 anymore?

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