Heskey
undoubtabaly the best player in the world, he is exetremely fast, he can shoot, he can head the ball, and if you dont agree with this he will rape you! he can even score sweaty goals.
heskey shoots and scores, he celebrates by raping the keeper. he is easily the best player in the world.
6 foot 3 and 15 stone of muscle, england international and liverpool striker, yet can’t win a header and always falls over when short-rs- full-backs go near him.
“heskey’s lost the header to a 5 foot defender and has fallen over!”
a girl who goes down very, very easily.
that slag was such a heskey.
another term for useless piece of sh-te.
‘your f-cking sh-t heskey’
6ft tall tw-t
w-nk stain, kn-b jockey, herpeys munchin tw-t. blue nose sc-m. piece of black pudding that cost £6m
silly northern tw-t
“oooh aye”
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