Heskey Rule
the age old fifa/pro evo rule that any goal scored by emile heskey is equivalent to 6 goals scored by anyone else, except for george elokobi, who’s goals are worth 19.
in the event that both heskey and elokobi score in a single match, “blump saturation” occurs and the rule is nullified.
ben: “what a screamer by heskey! by means of the heskey rule i’m winning 6-1!”
jordan: “you have forgotten that my goal was scored by elokobi, therefore the score is 1-1”
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