hess

n. a suave individual, well mannered
wow, hess is looking like a pimp tonight… wait, he looks like a pimp every night.
a nice way of saying, “h-ll no!.”

it also can mean that you don’t agree, stand up for or condone a certain activity, event, thing or what have you.
brother: “let me borrow $20 for gas.”
sister: hess! i’m riding on “e.”
a cool skin/pot head in cargo pants and t-shirt. a hess is known to consume a lots of weed and alchohol in abusive (near to coma/deadly) amounts. the usage of these substances by a hess is mostly done in a kitchen. to refer to this activity they use the name “coughingkitchen” (kcina tisol)…..
look that guy is a hess you can tell by what he is smoking. (“il qadsa l’madonna hess kemm int imkisser ?”) yesterday the hess slept on the sidewalk” “il lostja il hess haga wahda ma bankina ilejla”
commonly used by gumpy kids to express excitement and joy.

“dude, taco bell is open super late… hess!”
a soul’s counterpart; soul mate; hetero-life-partner
andrew, daniel is your hess.
when someone is very very very old. derived from the fact that charlton heston played moses in a movie, when in fact he was probably alive at the same time moses was actually alive. hess comes from the first few letters of heston’s last name.
i saw a hess at the beach today, he had wrinkles on top of his wrinkles.

the gym had to call an ambulence today when a hess tried to use the stairmaster.
a disease of the plebe type. symptoms include: general fatigue, general pain, knee pains, vomiting, headaches. the hess usually occurs preceeding activities that involve work, thinking, or getting out of your room. the hess will carry you through at least 180 days on chit and will get many people to hate you and wonder how your brother was so bad -ss here but you aren’t. no known cure.
person a: man, he’s been sick for a while now, what’s wrong with him?
person b: i’ve heard he’s got that incurable disease, you know, like aids, except its called the hess.

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