Hetare
a j-panese anime slang which signifies an inept and mentally unstable character who is always sincerely worry about something benign and crumbles by a slightest nudge.
but their acute behaviour is the very reason why others love (or laugh at) them. self-inflicting hypochondriac but in a funny & harmless way.
originally derived from an old j-panese colloquial expression ‘he-tare’ (constantly farting from one’s mouth) which means someone tend to moan/sigh/squeal when facing a trivial problem. also a term for underlings, lame animal/object.
friend: why did you call an emergency service when you got lost in the metropolitan library? jane: because i should not disturb other people in a library…isn’t that written in the law? if i made too much noise, a laser beam will poke my head and cook my brain! …that small devices on the wall are for that, no? friend: haha…no (is she referring to cctv cameras!?). next time you got lost in a library just ask someone quietly but don’t call an emergency service, ok? jane: ok. — since then jane is keenly learning sign language so that she can ask “where is the exist?” without making a noise. she reckons it’s a brilliant solution, forgetting that not many hearing people can understand sign language. well-meant but inept and eternally entertaining at their own cost, is hetare.
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