hetdar
the opposite of gaydar. an ablilty to sense heteros-xuality in another being. useful when your newly uncloseted friend decides that every attractive male with a sense of style is gay, and tries to trump your totally logical arguments to the contrary by proclaiming to have gaydar.
gay dude: “your buddy steve is gay.”
not gay dude: “no he isn’t”
gay dude: “believe me i have gaydar, he’s gay as christmas”
not gay due: “well i have hetdar, and he’s about as gay as wilt chamberlin”
gay dude: “oh…”
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