heteromance
when you fall in love with someone of the opposite s-x, yet have no s-xual attraction to them. usually happens between women and their gays.
gay guy: something weird happened
gay guy: i believe ive fallen in love with her
gay guy: but
gay guy: no s-xual desire
guy friend: yea right
gay: i just love being with erh
gay: her
guy friend: so it’s likkkkeeeeeee
guy friend: a bromance, except….
guy friend: a heteromance??
gay: she is so awesom
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