Heteromestic
the type of lifestyle that was once almost exclusively the domain of straight, white, married couples: house in the suburbs, two kids, minivan, beige walls, bland food. starting in the early 2000s,however, the lines between this and the h-m-mestic lifestyle have blurred, as gay couples get legally married and raise children in increasing numbers, while suburban straight couples discover the joys of chevre and beurre blanc, cobalt blue dining rooms, and -n-l fingering.
scott and giselle’s happy, heteromestic bliss started to crumble the moment scott took his first bite of kimchi fried rice.
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