heteropillow
a pillow placed between two men sharing a bed in order to maintain the status of heteros-xual. prevents disturbingly unintentional man on man spooning.
you are not getting in this f-cking bed without a heteropillow.
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- hippie starter culture  a foul stentch of body odor often coming from people with greasy unwashed hair and a collection of phish bootlegs. loosely based on the concept of a starter as needed for making sourdough bread. whew!!! are you making a hippie starter culture? 
- lawlerskates  combination of “lawl” and rollerskates. used when you think something is uber funny. timmy just fell down the stairs, lawlerskates!!11! 
- Amazecock  a superlative describing anything awesome, particularly those things awesome that lie outside traditional conceptions of awesomeness. that band’s blend of punk, pop, and electro was amazec-ck! 
- Lawm  laughing autisticly without motivation -guy 1 on ground laughing- guy 2: dude.. are you like autistic or something? like.. is there even a reason to your laughing?” “that guy is lawm, how very odd” 
