heterosexual life partner
two persons of the same gender who are best friends and commit to spend their lives together, yet never engage in any type of h-m-s-xual relations with one another.
some famous examples of heteros-xual life partners: jay and silent bob, beavis and b-tthead, adam carolla and jimmy kimmel, cheech and chong, beto and raul, pace and baier.
the heteros-xual best friend of a person who identifies as h-m-s-xual (gay or lesbian).
“is that your boyfriend?”
“no, he’s my heteros-xual life partner.”
or:
“is that your girlfriend?”
“no, she’s my heteros-xual life partner.”
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