Hetmo
a person who desperately pretends to be heteros-xual, yet everyone else can see through their flimsy cover-up and knows that in fact, they’re a complete h-m-
well, maureen, you might be fooled by our jason saying that he wants to join the rugby team to get fit and buff up for the ladies, but he’s such a hetmo – he just wants to get his head near other guy’s crotches
a cross between the words heteros-xual and h-m-s-xual. straight men that display stereotypically blatant h-m-s-xual and feminine mannerisms, (i.e. the “lisp”, the limp wrist, many girl-friends, and the use of obscene quant-ties of facial and hair products) but are a actually believed to be straight due to the lack of evidence to the contrary.
full word – hetmos-xual
“i think rp might be gay. do you hear the way he talks its almost like hes a girl. and he takes longer then one in the bathroom getting ready”
“nah, i think he likes chicks. he’s just hetmo.”
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