hetty

(adjective) typically used in the jam band subculture (those who follow bands like phish or widespread panic) to describe a modern-day hippie. a hetty chick will wear hemp sandals, no bra, have dreadlocks, and still manage to be s-xy.
let’s get to the music festival and hit on some hetty chicks.
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lot slang for “heady”
this town is so hetty we should be able to score some totally dank nuglets
a male who is considered an alpha male, think conan the barberian, hulk hogan. a true hetty loves v-g-n-, drinking, and punching things.
did you see that guy? he loves v-g-n-, meat, and beer. he is a hetty.
short for hetros-xual or straight.
used by angry gays like me to confuse straight guys. hetty usualy depicts ‘stupid straight guy’
d-mn he is hot, he is hetty though.. f-cking hetties with eat anything that smells like fish!
the act of a girl vanishing early from a party for no apparent reason.

typically done without anybody’s knowledge.

usually signalled by a quick glance at a watch/clock. often coupled with a look of complete disinterest.

the ‘kaiser soze’ is the male version of this act.
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guy1 : wheres that girl?
guy2: i don’t know. i saw her looking at her watch – maybe she pulled a hetty.
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john/kate: its 10.55 i think i’ll kaiser soze/hetty at 11.00 sharp.
noun, adjective

sometimes used in the gay community to describe breeders (see: heteros-xual) while doing something stereotypically heteros-xual – man acting masculine, girl overly flirtatious with a male.

jamie: “there are so many hetty’s coming to the club tonight”
jordan: “dammit, i can never tell with some of them”

” i hope i don’t hit on a hetty when i get drunk”

“man, you are such a hetty… gosh.”

i wish that hetty would stop hitting on my girlfriend…. doesn’t he know shes a lesbian?
derived from hetty wainthropp, a retired working-cl-ss woman who has a knack for jumping to conclusions. a ‘hetty’ is finding an obscure, tentative and often completely ridiculous reasoning to an event that has taken place.
jimmy: oh no! the whole computer network has gone down and i was on for a high score in bubbles. how has this happened??

caz: well i saw tommy eating a sandwich earlier which we all know he never normally does, he’s a wheat crunchies man. he must be responsible for this.

claus: oh h-llo, caz is doing a hetty again! the hoe…