Hewlett Packard
invent – a company renowned for its technological advances especially in the field of computing.
hp invent
hp pwnes dell
hp stands for holy papa this laptop’s awesome.
greatest purchase made &
holy papa this guineas jealous
anyone who says hp sucks cant afford one and are sad they dont have a huge awesome laptop like i do.
thing works great and you cant judge since you never owned one and cant afford it anyway, stupid idiot
hewlett packard
rated worst computer company for two years by pc world.
pc world said “apple soars. acer and emachines soar. hp(hewlett packard) snoars.”
hewlett packard, abbreviated hp, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, cambodian sweatshop -ssembled, eaids infested plastic and metal scr-ps or “personal computers” run on mongolian prost-tutes’ t-t milk. hp laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any “surprises” as much as a hoe’s p-ssy. hp laptops are like used afghani goat condoms repacked and -ssured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an acer, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.
-dude you bought an hp? hewlett packard “laptop” resting on my bed)
yeah. she’s tired though, she f-cks me so hard 24/7 b-tch almost caused a fire.
-how much?
$1500
a once great technology company that probably makes the majority of its money in the enterprise sector while designing and manufacturing inferior-quality consumer-level products with horrifically poor customer support.
a recent example is the wave of hp- and compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; hp’s only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement…paid for by the customer, of course.
my hewlett packard laptop died not two years after i bought it. i’m buying an asus next time.
syn: sucks
hey, man. i _know_ hewlett packard sucks! i work there.
a great computer company until you actually open it up and see the cluttered mess inside. they are good computers but pretty hard to customize.
“i opened my hewlett packard to find the ram hidden behind a bunch of loose wires.”
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