hey buddy


hey budddy. another way to say hey friend. h-llo friend. hey bud.

it’s almost a pet name sometimes. and depending on the intonations, it can be very annoying.

it’s dese. dece. decent.
hey buddy wanna go to the store with me today!
noun, an attempt by someone underage to proctor alcoholic beverages by use of a random middle-man. it is executed by showing up at a store that sells alcolic beverages, seeing someone who looks plenty old enough to purchase said beverages, approaching this person and saying to him/her “hey buddy…” if they accept you then negotiate some terms of the agreement. what kind of alcohol, brand and when the payment will be made all must be decided. the middle-man reserves the right to charge a fee for this exchange. it is considered a pretty sketchy way of getting booze.
“hey buddy… think you could get me handle?”

“dude where the h-ll did you get all this booze? you look like you’re 9 years old.”
“i pulled a hey buddy over at the gas station.”

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